It’s been some time since I defragged — years, in all probability, as a result of as of late for various causes computer systems don’t really want to. However maybe it’s we who have to defrag. And what higher technique to defrag your mind after a protracted week than by watching the unusually satisfying defragmentation course of happening on a simulated DOS machine, full with fan and HDD noise?
That’s what you can do with this Twitch stream, which has defrag.exe operating 24/7 to your enjoyment.
I didn’t notice how a lot I missed the sights and sounds of this specific course of. I’ve at all times discovered ASCII visuals soothing, and there was one thing satisfying about watching all these little blocks get moved round to kind a uniform entire. What have been they doing down there on the decrease proper hand facet of the arduous drive anyway? That’s what I’d wish to know.
Afterwards I’d launch a state-of-the-art recreation like Quake 2 simply to persuade myself it was loading quicker.
There’s additionally that good purring noise arduous drive would make (and which is recreated right here). A minimum of, I considered it as purring. For the drive, it’s in all probability like being waterboarded. However I did at all times take pleasure in having this system operating whereas conserving all the things else quiet, maybe as I used to be going to mattress, so I may hearken to its little clicks and whirrs. Typically it could hit a very snarled sector and actually go to city, grinding like loopy. That’s the way you knew it was working.
The entire thing is simulated, in fact. There isn’t actually simply an infinite pile of arduous drives ready to be defragged on decades-old for our enjoyment (besides in my field of outdated pc issues). However the simulation is splendidly full, though if you consider it you in all probability by no means used DOS on a 16:9 monitor, and possibly not at 1080p. It’s okay. We are able to sacrifice authenticity so we don’t must windowbox it.
The defragging won’t ever cease at TwitchDefrags, and that’s comforting to me. It means I don’t must construct a 98SE rig and spend perpetually copying issues round so I’ve a properly fragmented quantity. Truthfully they need to embrace this sound on these little white noise machines. For me that is undoubtedly higher than whale noises.