It’s been some time since I defragged — years, most likely, as a result of nowadays for a lot of causes computer systems don’t really want to. However maybe it’s we who have to defrag. And what higher technique to defrag your mind after a protracted week than by watching the surprisingly satisfying defragmentation course of going down on a simulated DOS machine, full with fan and HDD noise?
That’s what you can do with this Twitch stream, which has defrag.exe working 24/7 on your enjoyment.
I didn’t notice how a lot I missed the sights and sounds of this specific course of. I’ve all the time discovered ASCII visuals soothing, and there was one thing satisfying about watching all these little blocks get moved round to type a uniform complete. What have been they doing down there on the decrease proper hand aspect of the exhausting drive anyway? That’s what I’d wish to know.
Afterwards I’d launch a cutting-edge sport like Quake 2 simply to persuade myself it was loading quicker.
There’s additionally that good purring noise exhausting drive would make (and which is recreated right here). Not less than, I considered it as purring. For the drive, it’s most likely like being waterboarded. However I did all the time get pleasure from having this system working whereas preserving all the things else quiet, maybe as I used to be going to mattress, so I may hearken to its little clicks and whirrs. Generally it will hit a very snarled sector and actually go to city, grinding like loopy. That’s the way you knew it was working.
The entire thing is simulated, after all. There isn’t actually simply an countless pile of exhausting drives ready to be defragged on decades-old for our enjoyment (besides in my field of outdated laptop issues). However the simulation is splendidly full, though if you concentrate on it you most likely by no means used DOS on a 16:9 monitor, and possibly not at 1080p. It’s okay. We will sacrifice authenticity so we don’t must windowbox it.
The defragging won’t ever cease at TwitchDefrags, and that’s comforting to me. It means I don’t must construct a 98SE rig and spend eternally copying issues round so I’ve a properly fragmented quantity. Actually they need to embody this sound on these little white noise machines. For me that is undoubtedly higher than whale noises.