Ah, fantastic to see you once more, sir. The standard? Kool-Help Grain Alcohol Martini with a twisty straw. After all. And I see you’re carrying a brand new watch. The MQT Essential Mirror. Fairly placing.
I see the watch has a quartz ETA motion – a suitable motion by any normal – and a really elegant face and palms mixture. What’s that? It has a quickset date? After all, no watch over $200 would skimp on that straightforward complication. $251 you say? On a silver mesh band, also called a Milanese? A relative cut price, given its pedigree.
After all, sir. I’ve spoken with the chef and he or she’s making ready your Ritz crackers with Straightforward Cheese as we converse. Do inform me extra about this watch. It appears to be one in every of your solely redeeming options.
What was that? No, I stated nothing underneath my breath. Do go on.
Made in Berne, Switzerland, you say, by a pair of watchmakers, Hanna and Tom Heer, who left their high-paying jobs to make watches? And their purpose is to not create a ravishing quartz piece that’s eminently wearable but fairly delicate? Laudable, sir, laudable. I particularly like the skinny 41mm case. It’s so gentle and ethereal! Not in contrast to your Supreme baseball cap.
No, after all sir, we nonetheless give away all of the mints you may eat after the meal. In the event you’d like I can tie that lobster bib round your neck. There we’re. Good and comfortable.
And so they make a marble model? Fantastic! That hearkens again to the Tissot Rock Watches of yore. A delight, really.
You’ve acquired a little bit of cheese in your beard. Let me get… oh. I’m sorry to say that my hand acquired into the way in which of your pendulous tongue. I’m very sorry, sir.
Effectively, it’s been fantastic chatting with you. I’ll go away you to your Rick and Morty comics. What’s that? Caviar in an ice cream cone? With sprinkles? After all. I’ll see what I can do. I do commend you, sir, all issues being equal, in your style in watches.